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happenedrp: Hannah Longbottom nee Abbott | 39 years old | Human | Born on 13th February, 1980 | FC: Emilia Fox| Half-Blood | OPEN Bio: Hannah Abbott was born into a family with Wizarding ancestors and was a half-blood. Hannah began attending Hogwarts on September 1st, 1991, along with the famous Harry Potter. Since Hannah’s surname, Abbott, was the first alphabetically, she was the first new student of those to arrive at Hogwarts to be sorted into her house during the Welcoming Feast, being placed into Hufflepuff. Having missed a year in education it is likely that like Hermione Granger, Hannah would resit the same year and graduate together in 1999. Sometime later after surviving the Second Wizarding War, Hannah married her former classmate and leader of the student rebellion, Neville Longbottom. She became the landlady at the Leaky Cauldron, replacing Tom, and the couple lived together above the pub. Neville’s students considered the fact they lived above the pub “cool”. Hannah appeared to have a naive streak, since she was easily convinced by Ernie that Harry might be the Heir of Slytherin despite always considering him to be nice. She also believed that Sirius Black could turn into a flowering shrub (although, given that he was, in fact, an Animagus, the belief wasn’t too far from the truth). Hannah was easily flustered, and appeared to lack self-confidence, as was evidenced by her breakdown in Herbology and her claims of being stupid. It seemed that, when under pressure, she was prone to making mistakes. Despite this, Hannah was a loyal friend, and showed her bravery firstly by joining Dumbledore’s Army, and then fighting in the defense of Hogwarts.

happenedrp:

Hannah Longbottom nee Abbott | 39 years old | Human | Born on 13th February, 1980 | FC: Emilia Fox| Half-Blood | OPEN

Bio:

Hannah Abbott was born into a family with Wizarding ancestors and was a half-blood. Hannah began attending Hogwarts on September 1st, 1991, along with the famous Harry Potter. Since Hannah’s surname, Abbott, was the first alphabetically, she was the first new student of those to arrive at Hogwarts to be sorted into her house during the Welcoming Feast, being placed into Hufflepuff.

Having missed a year in education it is likely that like Hermione Granger, Hannah would resit the same year and graduate together in 1999. Sometime later after surviving the Second Wizarding War, Hannah married her former classmate and leader of the student rebellion, Neville Longbottom. She became the landlady at the Leaky Cauldron, replacing Tom, and the couple lived together above the pub. Neville’s students considered the fact they lived above the pub “cool”.

Hannah appeared to have a naive streak, since she was easily convinced by Ernie that Harry might be the Heir of Slytherin despite always considering him to be nice. She also believed that Sirius Black could turn into a flowering shrub (although, given that he was, in fact, an Animagus, the belief wasn’t too far from the truth). Hannah was easily flustered, and appeared to lack self-confidence, as was evidenced by her breakdown in Herbology and her claims of being stupid. It seemed that, when under pressure, she was prone to making mistakes. Despite this, Hannah was a loyal friend, and showed her bravery firstly by joining Dumbledore’s Army, and then fighting in the defense of Hogwarts.

aazelma:

imstrongerinthewallsofwinterfell:

I didn’t come up with this poem, a friend told me about it. If you know who did, please tell me so I can link it to them. 

You need to go home and think about what you just did.

In Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Cornelius Fudge tells the Prime Minister that the previous one “tried to throw him out the window.” HBP is set in 1996, the PM was John Major. Before him it was Margaret Thatcher.

ivyblossom:

fauxgingerwithasoul:

MARGARET THATCHER TRIED TO THROW THE MINISTER OF MAGIC OUT THE WINDOW.

SHE WASN’T CALLED THE IRON LADY FOR NOTHING.

Defenestration is a serious problem.

300 FAVORITE MOVIES (in no particular order)

164. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

“Mysterious thing, time. Powerful, and when meddled with, dangerous.”

thatwillbeallmisspotts: votsalot: quenchiestcactusjuice: thetimetravelingcat: cuteenoughtoshootyoudown: 148km: cloysterbell: the-lone-midget:  #NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM USES NAGINI’S BLOOD AS SOY SAUCE  #the core of neville longbottom’s wand is the tears of his enemies and a dragon heartstring he ripped out with his bare hands #neville longbottom calls himself harry potter on the knight bus to avoid attention #NEVILLE COULD’VE DONE IT IN FOUR #neville eats snakes for breakfast #Chuck Norris’ patronous is Neville Longbottom I’m literally watching this movie right now and holy shit it’s so accurate #Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizont Alley.

thatwillbeallmisspotts:

votsalot:

quenchiestcactusjuice:

thetimetravelingcat:

cuteenoughtoshootyoudown:

148km:

cloysterbell:

the-lone-midget:

 #NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM USES NAGINI’S BLOOD AS SOY SAUCE

 #the core of neville longbottom’s wand is the tears of his enemies and a dragon heartstring he ripped out with his bare hands

#neville longbottom calls himself harry potter on the knight bus to avoid attention

#NEVILLE COULD’VE DONE IT IN FOUR

#neville eats snakes for breakfast

#Chuck Norris’ patronous is Neville Longbottom

I’m literally watching this movie right now and holy shit it’s so accurate

#Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizont Alley.

bloody-h-e-l-l:

Post Deathly Hallows.  [ credit: x / x ]

thepotterlockgames: starkidcorner: fum0s: alohomorathemind: finestboywholived: #SMACK THAT UP ON THE FLOOR #SMACK THAT GIMME SOME MORE #SMACK THAT TIL YOU GET SORE #now turn to page 394 THAT TAG oh my GOD the tag CRYING Laughing at this for about 10 minutes now.

thepotterlockgames:

starkidcorner:

fum0s:

alohomorathemind:

finestboywholived:

#SMACK THAT UP ON THE FLOOR #SMACK THAT GIMME SOME MORE #SMACK THAT TIL YOU GET SORE #now turn to page 394

THAT TAG

oh my GOD the tag

CRYING

Laughing at this for about 10 minutes now.

nazismasher: G angelnerdydudewithwings: simplydalektable: thoroughlysherlocked: consulting-meerkat: bortky: One Must Always Reblog When Fandoms Save Each Other OH MY GOD omg it got worse better #You had one job Ron

nazismasher:

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angelnerdydudewithwings:

simplydalektable:

thoroughlysherlocked:

consulting-meerkat:

bortky:

One Must Always Reblog When Fandoms Save Each Other

OH MY GOD

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omg it got worse better

#You had one job Ron

redandyellowmakepurple: pabus-tail: strawberryvespers: well-im-the-lord-of-time: passthecocaine: Yeah but can you imagine: Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban  Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows Has a nice ring to it ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE. ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX JAMES I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION this fucking website oh my fucking god

redandyellowmakepurple:

pabus-tail:

strawberryvespers:

well-im-the-lord-of-time:

passthecocaine:

Yeah but can you imagine:

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows

Has a nice ring to it

ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN

JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE

NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

JAMES

I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

this fucking website oh my fucking god

(Source: zuckerwattetraum)

loki-cat:

dreamparticles:

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

AND HIDE IN A HOLE

I’LL REACH DOWN YOUR THROAT AND SWALLOW YOUR SOUL

VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN

I’M MAKING A LIST

OF PEOPLE I HATE

WHEN DUMBLEDORE DIED I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT

VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN.

I’LL SNEAK IN WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING

AND DRAW DICKS ON YOUR FACE

AND IF YOU SAY MY NAME OUT LOUD

I’LL STEAL YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE! OH! 

is this what happens to a fandom when they realize they’re never going to receive a new movie or book in the future ever again cause d a m n

(Source: riddlemetom)

So in Goblet of Fire, Barty Crouch Jr. dies in the chapter “The Parting Of The Ways.” He’s played by David Tennant in the movies, whose first episode of Doctor Who was “The Parting Of The Ways.”

pansexual-atheist-time-lord:

perfectpsychopath:

oldtelegraph:

tabloid-romances:

aimmyarrowshigh:

ENGLAND has better continuity than a single episode of Glee.

mostly reblogging for that comment.

^^ Ditto.

WHAT EVEN IS MY LIFE THAT I GOT SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS THAT I KNOCKED MY KINDLE, A CHINESE MENU AND “SPUR OF THE MOMENT” BY ANYA REISS OFF MY DESK IN EXCITEMENT AT THIS

(Source: wholove)

messagefilledbottles: paperchainhearts: Not seen the film yet, and this is the first time I’ve seen this…it’s so much worse seeing it instead of imagining it like you do with the book. Oh my god :’( Actually squealed at that part I cried just seeing this .gif, seriously. Will never ever get over Lupin =(

messagefilledbottles:

paperchainhearts:

Not seen the film yet, and this is the first time I’ve seen this…it’s so much worse seeing it instead of imagining it like you do with the book. Oh my god :’(

Actually squealed at that part

I cried just seeing this .gif, seriously. Will never ever get over Lupin =(

Look what arrive in the post today! So excited!

Look what arrive in the post today! So excited!